No Man is an Island (A short story by Eric Pinkerton) Island Leaders Mr Heart and Mr Head are at odds over the proposed union with an unnamed neghboring island. Heart has gained the upper hand by forming a strategic alliance with Mr Dick, allthough this has been weakened by talk of an intimate relationship with Miss Hand, who as you know works for Mr Head. It is worth noting that past rumours suggest Dick had several daliancess with Miss Hand's twin sister, but that the relationship was short lived because the sex was lousy.

Mr Head feels that this Union with have an unfavorable economic impact on the country, where as, mr Heart feels that there will be strength in the union that will compensate for any economic concerns.

Meanwhile Mr Ass, A Swiss National and Dicks unsociable neighbor has taken a neutral stance refusing to support either party.


(c) 2004 Eric Pinkerton





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