It would seem that many people are overlooking the rules of fancy dress somewhat, for everyones benefit here they are......

1. Do you look stupid?
2. Is the consumption of alcohol impossible whilst in costume?
3. Will you have to hold your walled/phone/purse in your hand all night for lack of somewhere to keep it?
4. Will a trip to the toilet require 1 hour and 2 helpers?
5. Will you be unable to remove the head of your costume quicky in an emergency?
6. Is your cosume a walking firetrap?
7. Will walking home in your costume attract unwanted attention?
8. Do you have appendages that are likely to knock drinks from other peoples hands?

If can answer yes to any of the above questions, than think seriously about swapping your costume with a friend the day before the party.

¶ 11:33 pm