Back to Reality News Flash Just In!!! - Those nice people at the Department of Energy, Utilities and Sustainability, have offered me a three month contract, working in their lovely Sydney Offices.

Its been a close call, and I was on the verge of selling my body, selling drugs or selling my soul and doing some telesales work in that order of preference. Ever noticed that telesales is almost an anagram of testicles - Eeiry huh?

Anyway my next step is to secure some kind of permament accomodation as I have been liiving in a backpacker hostel, sharing a dorm with 5 swedish girls and frankly i'm worn out!

I am looking for something cheap, possibly overlooking circular quay, with a jacuzzi on my own private balcony - Sounds far fetched, but thats sort of what finding a job here has been like over the past few weeks and I figure I might be on a roll.

Anyway, not much more to tell you, maby it's your turn to tell me something exciting about your life now that i'm stuck in an office too!

Nurse! - The curtains


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